Conceived out of desperation for a travel friendly hookah, the Hobo's a stem/hose/bowl contraption that can instantly attach to a variety of bottles, turning everything from 40s to milk jugs into water pipes; features include a slot for a partner-friendly second hose, plus a neck made from aircraft aluminum, which has almost been as high as the dudes smoking it.

JK, hookah doesn't really get you high. Wait -- it doesn't, right?

This user-driven photoblog from the Seattle net-nerds behind Friends of Irony & Autocomplete Me exposes the inherent hilariousness of the fashion industry w/ posts like "Not Shown: Giant Bowl Of Lucky Charms" in which a naked woman's wrapped herself around a massive spoon, and "Thirty-First Century Butchering" featuring a blond in a slaughter house wearing futuristic thigh-high boots and a pair of meat panties, proving that, in the 31st Century, everything is awesome. But you already knew that, didn't you, Linda Hamilton?

Is it weird that most of these girls still look attractive?

Straight outta New Hampshire, this recently unveiled and specially formulated hangover slayer clears the toxins caused by drinking ungodly amounts of booze while rehydrating the body and infusing it with B-vitamins and electrolytes, so you can continue to be like Mike ('s Hard Lemonade, please!).

It also "inhibits the enzyme that blocks the detox pathway"...score!

The brainchild of a Mission-based crackteam that includes an ex-North Face design director, Alite's a wryly urban line of camping gear, the centerpiece of which is a sleeping bag that's built specifically for taking the skin ferry to sex island.

It's called "The Sexy Hotness", and apparently, keeps you both sexy and hot