Just dropped by the DC novelty outfitters, this fine collection includes a blown-out head over "Pass the Hair Gel", a step-by-step schematic on how to properly fist pump, and the "Guido/Guidette List" ("Tans & Hot Tubs & Fist Pumps & House Music & Blowouts & Hair Gel & Poofs"). All shirts are 100% cotton, and are "treated with natural enzymes for an exceptionally soft feel", unlike actual Shore-goers, who're treated with unnatural enzymes for exceptional juice appeal.

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