Decentralized Dance Party

Threatening to unleash upon the nation's capital a bash that's already swept Canada away in a sea of neon fist-bumps (it doesn't even exist anymore!! Ok it does, but you wouldn't have known.), the DDP needs your funding to throw the District a street-fete wherein they'll hand boomboxes out to hundreds of partygoers, all of whom will dial to the same FM station and remotely blast their DJ's jams.