Hand-made by a crafty Districtonian, these multi-color pins (available in colorways like "anything in the green spectrum" and "fuchsia") allow you to proudly display two of the beloved mayor's prouder proclamations: 1) "I'm a politician who's moral", and 2) "B**ch set me up!" -- which must have been the case, because lying would not be moral.

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