With all the valuable national intel to be had in DC, it's a wonder you don't see more spies around -- or do you?!? Take no chances by just filming everyone, with ZionEyez.

Just developed by the dudes who helped create the first Flip cam, these Risky Business-esque wayfarers are embedded with a tiny, totally inconspicuous 720p HD camera that can record up to 3hrs of video, meaning after sneaking into John Kerry's staff meeting, you'll totally be able to capture the first five words of his secret policy initiative. Eight gigs of video -- none of which will ever be of butts, ever -- can then be transferred to your comp or smartphone via Micro USB or Bluetooth, or, you can livestream the feed and wirelessly broadcast to "several networking sites", though sending a "Mark would like to add you to his list of people being secretly videotaped" email would sort of defeat the purpose. Audio's captured by a hidden HQ microphone on the side of the frames, while the on/off switch is disguised as the Eyez logo (tap to turn on, and an LED will flash just once), with the opposite side's logo doubling as a button to snap single pics, but not pics of singles. Again, please don't be overly gross with these things.

While these Bond-worthy shades aren't quite yet into production, placing a pre-order now on Kickstarter will knock $50 off the eventual shelf price, meaning that just like agents of international espionage, these glasses could soon be right next to you!!