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  • 01
    Nothing offsets an empty liquor bottle collection and living room set from Rooms to Go like original artwork. Described as Netflix for art, this service lets you nice up your nest and support talented artists by renting their pieces. And if you like ‘em, buy ‘em!
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      Nothing offsets an empty liquor bottle collection and living room set from Rooms to Go like original artwork. Described as Netflix for art, this service lets you nice up your nest and support talented artists by renting their pieces. And if you like ‘em, buy ‘em!
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  • 02
    Hand-assembled by a whole legion of white people in Nashville, TN, this replica of an antique chart of the elements turns any room into an old French chemistry class, assuming that’s what you’re going for. Screen-printed by hand on canvas, then butted by wooden rods, the whole thing is roughed up by hand to give each one a unique, old-school (room) finish.
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      Hand-assembled by a whole legion of white people in Nashville, TN, this replica of an antique chart of the elements turns any room into an old French chemistry class, assuming that’s what you’re going for. Screen-printed by hand on canvas, then butted by wooden rods, the whole thing is roughed up by hand to give each one a unique, old-school (room) finish.
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  • 03
    For those who hang out in bars for the food, this collection of classic recipes allows for the recreation of the experience at home, where there’s presumably less toilet paper on the bathroom floor. Dishes are honest fare done with an elegance that never trespasses in gastrosnob territory by the chef at The Union in New South Wales, Australia.
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      For those who hang out in bars for the food, this collection of classic recipes allows for the recreation of the experience at home, where there’s presumably less toilet paper on the bathroom floor. Dishes are honest fare done with an elegance that never trespasses in gastrosnob territory by the chef at The Union in New South Wales, Australia.
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  • 04
    This deadly awesome set of four sharply detailed gray/ black pistol soaps will blast away your stank with a vanilla- or licorice-scented mix of goat's milk and safflower, coconut, and palm oil, which’s what LeBron James is never ever called for when he plays basketball with oil.
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      This deadly awesome set of four sharply detailed gray/ black pistol soaps will blast away your stank with a vanilla- or licorice-scented mix of goat's milk and safflower, coconut, and palm oil, which’s what LeBron James is never ever called for when he plays basketball with oil.
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  • 05
    This Swiss Army knife-sized gizmo's stocked with 10 swing-out bartending tools you'd find in any pro's kit: a muddler, standard & channel knives, a reamer, a zester, a jigger, a stirrer, a strainer, a corkscrew, and a bottle opener for when you give up on figuring out how to use any of those other tools.
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      This Swiss Army knife-sized gizmo's stocked with 10 swing-out bartending tools you'd find in any pro's kit: a muddler, standard & channel knives, a reamer, a zester, a jigger, a stirrer, a strainer, a corkscrew, and a bottle opener for when you give up on figuring out how to use any of those other tools.
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  • 06
    These Swaziland-born drinking vessels are hand-blown to be "completely unstable", ensuring you can't set them down without spillage. The result: tipsy tipples are more speedily imbibed, making them ideal for "first dates, second dates, and break ups", and also people who don't want their first dates to turn into second dates and break ups.
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      These Swaziland-born drinking vessels are hand-blown to be "completely unstable", ensuring you can't set them down without spillage. The result: tipsy tipples are more speedily imbibed, making them ideal for "first dates, second dates, and break ups", and also people who don't want their first dates to turn into second dates and break ups.
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  • 07
    If you're ready to step up from fly swatter to fly S.W.A.T. team, you need the Bug-A-Salt: a slide-cocking, Nerf-esque agent of iodized insect death needlessly billed as the world's "Original Salt Gun". With 50-pinch-sized-spray capacity, it can accurately dispatch of insectoid intruders from up to five feet away, and won't "harm furniture" or "break skin", though "don't shoot anyone in the face or eyes"...unless they're a filthy goddamned fly! If you're still on the fence about pre-ordering one of these bad boys, perhaps you'll be swayed by these disgusting fly facts:
    • The house fly carries "over 100 different kinds of germ-causing diseases, such as typhoid fever, dysentery, TB, leprosy, [and] bubonic Plague", so watch out for bugs wearing 14th-century man robes and silly head wraps
    • As if spreading the Black Death weren't enough, house flies taunt us by living the dream of "defecating every 4-5 minutes"
    • Taking a break from its busy schedule of pooping, a female housefly will "lay 3,000 eggs within its life span of 21 days"
    • That same housefly will lay those eggs on your food and "vomit on it before feasting"
    And, as if solo flies weren't terrifying enough, "if a house fly spots a group of flies, he will join them, creating a gang", a threat that explains why the Bug-A-Salt is starting to garner some serious buzz.
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      If you're ready to step up from fly swatter to fly S.W.A.T. team, you need the Bug-A-Salt: a slide-cocking, Nerf-esque agent of iodized insect death needlessly billed as the world's "Original Salt Gun". With 50-pinch-sized-spray capacity, it can accurately dispatch of insectoid intruders from up to five feet away, and won't "harm furniture" or "break skin", though "don't shoot anyone in the face or eyes"...unless they're a filthy goddamned fly! If you're still on the fence about pre-ordering one of these bad boys, perhaps you'll be swayed by these disgusting fly facts:
      • The house fly carries "over 100 different kinds of germ-causing diseases, such as typhoid fever, dysentery, TB, leprosy, [and] bubonic Plague", so watch out for bugs wearing 14th-century man robes and silly head wraps
      • As if spreading the Black Death weren't enough, house flies taunt us by living the dream of "defecating every 4-5 minutes"
      • Taking a break from its busy schedule of pooping, a female housefly will "lay 3,000 eggs within its life span of 21 days"
      • That same housefly will lay those eggs on your food and "vomit on it before feasting"
      And, as if solo flies weren't terrifying enough, "if a house fly spots a group of flies, he will join them, creating a gang", a threat that explains why the Bug-A-Salt is starting to garner some serious buzz.
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  • 08
    Sculpted from resin and marble, this life-sized hand will snugly grip an iPhone at most angles, can sit upright or be wall-mounted, and will set you up every time someone asks for your "digits".
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      Sculpted from resin and marble, this life-sized hand will snugly grip an iPhone at most angles, can sit upright or be wall-mounted, and will set you up every time someone asks for your "digits".
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  • 09
    Pump up the volume of your couch with a trio of microfiber throws that line up to resemble an old-school ghettoblaster, which sadly can't actually pump out Dire Straits' "Sofa Away".
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      Pump up the volume of your couch with a trio of microfiber throws that line up to resemble an old-school ghettoblaster, which sadly can't actually pump out Dire Straits' "Sofa Away".
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  • 10
    The front of a fridge is typically reserved for important things like family photos, wedding invitations, and magnetic poetry so lewd Ginsberg would happily ban it. But F that noise and get a smoking hot, half-naked chick from Kudu Magnets.

    Straight outta Tel Aviv, just-launched Kudu makes magnetic vinyl panels the size of an entire fridge, and operates under the philosophy that you should be able to "change the design of your fridge anytime, maybe even every day". Kudu, you so Ku-razy! Ready-to-ship designs made to your specs include stylized wood planks, LEGOs, a brick wall, a forest canopy, and other stuff that isn't part of their range of smoke-show chicks doing stuff like stripping in the rain, licking bananas, and dropping their unmentionables, obeying the old adage "If you can't stand the heat, take your panties off and hang out near the Sub-Zero". If you have better shots of panty-less, banana-licking chicks, just shoot an email with a high-res file and they'll get in touch to talk over the layout before criticizing your photography skills working it up.

    And because nobody should be left out, they even offer the same panels in sizes to fit the front of a mini-fridge, typically reserved for college students who think they're important because they read Ginsberg, which is kind of a Howl.
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      The front of a fridge is typically reserved for important things like family photos, wedding invitations, and magnetic poetry so lewd Ginsberg would happily ban it. But F that noise and get a smoking hot, half-naked chick from Kudu Magnets.

      Straight outta Tel Aviv, just-launched Kudu makes magnetic vinyl panels the size of an entire fridge, and operates under the philosophy that you should be able to "change the design of your fridge anytime, maybe even every day". Kudu, you so Ku-razy! Ready-to-ship designs made to your specs include stylized wood planks, LEGOs, a brick wall, a forest canopy, and other stuff that isn't part of their range of smoke-show chicks doing stuff like stripping in the rain, licking bananas, and dropping their unmentionables, obeying the old adage "If you can't stand the heat, take your panties off and hang out near the Sub-Zero". If you have better shots of panty-less, banana-licking chicks, just shoot an email with a high-res file and they'll get in touch to talk over the layout before criticizing your photography skills working it up.

      And because nobody should be left out, they even offer the same panels in sizes to fit the front of a mini-fridge, typically reserved for college students who think they're important because they read Ginsberg, which is kind of a Howl.
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  • 11
    Developed by a dude who believes life is a balance between "what is easy and what is elegant", Mantables are slutty Meryl Streep mini fridges disguised as classy, Amish-style, stained-wood end tables, with faux drawers that actually open the front panel like a drawbridge to reveal an LED-lined cooler with room for 50 cans and a bottle or two of hard stuff.
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      Developed by a dude who believes life is a balance between "what is easy and what is elegant", Mantables are slutty Meryl Streep mini fridges disguised as classy, Amish-style, stained-wood end tables, with faux drawers that actually open the front panel like a drawbridge to reveal an LED-lined cooler with room for 50 cans and a bottle or two of hard stuff.
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  • 12
    Anyone who's seen Russell Brand's Arthur knows two things: 1) remakes can be better than the original, and 2) Russell Brand's Arthur is not one of those remakes. For remakes that are better than the original, check out Berlin-based Rocco Malatesta's movie promo posters. Then also check out his artwork of famous hands! Limited to 100 signed and numbered giclee prints, you can line your walls with: Flicks: Cleverly incorporating colorful, symbolic plot elements and shadowy, angular figures, the series is heavy on Pacino/De Niro vehicles (Raging Bull, A Bronx Tale, Scarface, Cape Fear) and arty fare from Gran Torino (a lighter and headlights), to One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, in which Nicholson is handing a basketball to the Chief, as if Robert Parish doesn't know how to handle the rock! Hands: Similarly stark and angular, close-ups of famous mitts include MJ palming a b-ball, Lance Armstrong raising seven fingers, Tommie & Carlos on the Olympic stand, Rocky's raised boxing glove, and Freddy Krueger, a man whose movies keep getting remade, in spite of the fact they're pretty much identical to the original.
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      Anyone who's seen Russell Brand's Arthur knows two things: 1) remakes can be better than the original, and 2) Russell Brand's Arthur is not one of those remakes. For remakes that are better than the original, check out Berlin-based Rocco Malatesta's movie promo posters. Then also check out his artwork of famous hands! Limited to 100 signed and numbered giclee prints, you can line your walls with: Flicks: Cleverly incorporating colorful, symbolic plot elements and shadowy, angular figures, the series is heavy on Pacino/De Niro vehicles (Raging Bull, A Bronx Tale, Scarface, Cape Fear) and arty fare from Gran Torino (a lighter and headlights), to One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, in which Nicholson is handing a basketball to the Chief, as if Robert Parish doesn't know how to handle the rock! Hands: Similarly stark and angular, close-ups of famous mitts include MJ palming a b-ball, Lance Armstrong raising seven fingers, Tommie & Carlos on the Olympic stand, Rocky's raised boxing glove, and Freddy Krueger, a man whose movies keep getting remade, in spite of the fact they're pretty much identical to the original.
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  • 13
    The tops of these oak-legged end tables come in eight colors, and, more importantly, are custom-carved in the shape of the state of your choice, ending Colorado's claim that every end table ever has been fashioned in its likeness.
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      The tops of these oak-legged end tables come in eight colors, and, more importantly, are custom-carved in the shape of the state of your choice, ending Colorado's claim that every end table ever has been fashioned in its likeness.
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  • 14
    Putting his creative vision to work beyond a daytime gig illustrating for ad firms, Steve Thomas's highly detailed early-century-style posters are themed around everything from classic video games to space exploration, because what Xenophobe doesn't want to "travel the solar system or join the fight against the villains of 1980s arcade games?". Arcade: Donkey Kong hurls a barrel from under the words "Defeat the Beast"; a recruitment poster for Joust encourages people to "join the flying elite"; and a Tron number's splashed with "De-resolution is the only Solution"... hopefully to any more Tron sequels. Space: Modeled after retro travel ads, intergalactic getaways include a zipline tour through the asteroid belt, an invitation to see Venus "by air" in a dirigible, and one selling Uranus as a great rest stop and "refueling station", so... Steve Thomas is gross. Workplace: Way cooler than passive-aggressive printouts, these red & blue joints artistically encourage everything from keeping the break room clean to washing your hands, which you should really do if you dropped a bomb, er...man.
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      Putting his creative vision to work beyond a daytime gig illustrating for ad firms, Steve Thomas's highly detailed early-century-style posters are themed around everything from classic video games to space exploration, because what Xenophobe doesn't want to "travel the solar system or join the fight against the villains of 1980s arcade games?". Arcade: Donkey Kong hurls a barrel from under the words "Defeat the Beast"; a recruitment poster for Joust encourages people to "join the flying elite"; and a Tron number's splashed with "De-resolution is the only Solution"... hopefully to any more Tron sequels. Space: Modeled after retro travel ads, intergalactic getaways include a zipline tour through the asteroid belt, an invitation to see Venus "by air" in a dirigible, and one selling Uranus as a great rest stop and "refueling station", so... Steve Thomas is gross. Workplace: Way cooler than passive-aggressive printouts, these red & blue joints artistically encourage everything from keeping the break room clean to washing your hands, which you should really do if you dropped a bomb, er...man.
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  • 15
    If your apartment isn't already full of out-of-date electronics, the ~2'x2' black steel Floppy Disk Table should fill the void, being that it's basically an enormous ode to that wondrous data storage device with legs, something the original severely lacked. In case you're wondering just how realistic it is, though, look no further than the functional metal slide that reveals a compartment sized to stash remotes for futuristic Laserdisc players.
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      If your apartment isn't already full of out-of-date electronics, the ~2'x2' black steel Floppy Disk Table should fill the void, being that it's basically an enormous ode to that wondrous data storage device with legs, something the original severely lacked. In case you're wondering just how realistic it is, though, look no further than the functional metal slide that reveals a compartment sized to stash remotes for futuristic Laserdisc players.
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  • 16
    Available in five modern-to-vintage shapes (and 10 colors!), the base pieces of "LEGO Certified Professional" Sean Kenney's Lamps are made by stacking actual toy bricks around a hidden metal frame, then gluing them in place to infuriate any pesky children who happen upon them.
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      Available in five modern-to-vintage shapes (and 10 colors!), the base pieces of "LEGO Certified Professional" Sean Kenney's Lamps are made by stacking actual toy bricks around a hidden metal frame, then gluing them in place to infuriate any pesky children who happen upon them.
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  • 17
    It's not hard to agree with its makers' contention that the JamCooler is the "ultimate party cooler", considering this rolling, marine-grade leviathan not only boasts enough space to keep 100+ frosty bevs on ice, but also sports two 600W JBL speakers. Simply wirelessly connect your smartphone, and you can unleash "thumping jams" for up to 10 hours, giving you numerous ways to "feed the party". Rawr!
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      It's not hard to agree with its makers' contention that the JamCooler is the "ultimate party cooler", considering this rolling, marine-grade leviathan not only boasts enough space to keep 100+ frosty bevs on ice, but also sports two 600W JBL speakers. Simply wirelessly connect your smartphone, and you can unleash "thumping jams" for up to 10 hours, giving you numerous ways to "feed the party". Rawr!
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  • 18
    Lifts & Bounds' minimalist posters honor noteworthy North American ski mountains on both the West Coast (Mammoth, Whistler, Aspen, etc) and the East (Stowe... hat's it), animating their trail layouts through a series of connected colored lines to create a cool geometric sketch. What's more, you get to pick the contrasting color tones your trails are done up in, and each mountain's peak elevation & geographic coordinates are printed beneath the design.
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      Lifts & Bounds' minimalist posters honor noteworthy North American ski mountains on both the West Coast (Mammoth, Whistler, Aspen, etc) and the East (Stowe... hat's it), animating their trail layouts through a series of connected colored lines to create a cool geometric sketch. What's more, you get to pick the contrasting color tones your trails are done up in, and each mountain's peak elevation & geographic coordinates are printed beneath the design.
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  • 19
    Colorful, microwave-sized, and boltable to the floor or wall, MyCubes are digital-lock safes with enough space to stash several laptops, tablets & various valuables, and interior power outlets to power them, so preventing hooligans from running off with 'em doesn't mean they'll run out of juice.
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      Colorful, microwave-sized, and boltable to the floor or wall, MyCubes are digital-lock safes with enough space to stash several laptops, tablets & various valuables, and interior power outlets to power them, so preventing hooligans from running off with 'em doesn't mean they'll run out of juice.
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  • 20
    Not only does this shower head rain over your rippled bod with 60 angled nozzles, but it has a built-in, rechargeable, wireless Bluetooth speaker in the center that can pump out rain of the November variety from your phone or tablet. Lasting up to seven hours on one charge (F you, water conservation!), the speaker snaps off via a magnet, meaning you can take your tunes with you when you leave the bathroom.
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      Not only does this shower head rain over your rippled bod with 60 angled nozzles, but it has a built-in, rechargeable, wireless Bluetooth speaker in the center that can pump out rain of the November variety from your phone or tablet. Lasting up to seven hours on one charge (F you, water conservation!), the speaker snaps off via a magnet, meaning you can take your tunes with you when you leave the bathroom.
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  • 21
    Modeled after traditional American-style fire escapes, the 2'-tall wall-mountable Urban Shelf is made from epoxy-coated steel, and optimized to hold books, plants, art, and other "supplies" that're currently creating a hazard on your actual fire escape.
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      Modeled after traditional American-style fire escapes, the 2'-tall wall-mountable Urban Shelf is made from epoxy-coated steel, and optimized to hold books, plants, art, and other "supplies" that're currently creating a hazard on your actual fire escape.
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  • 22
    Capable of automatically recognizing up to eight users, the Withings WiFi Body Scale measures both your weight and lean/fat mass, then instantly sends that data to a dedicated app where its converted into graphs and charts for you to easily monitor (nothing too strenuous, you're fat, remember?) your day-to-day progress relative to set goals.
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      Capable of automatically recognizing up to eight users, the Withings WiFi Body Scale measures both your weight and lean/fat mass, then instantly sends that data to a dedicated app where its converted into graphs and charts for you to easily monitor (nothing too strenuous, you're fat, remember?) your day-to-day progress relative to set goals.
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  • 23
    All up in a Huffy about the loss of a bike? Bicycle Taxidermy's a "loving and lasting solution for your mechanical bereavement", helping you honor your once-prized two-wheeler by, uh, tearing it apart, mounting the handlebars on a bleached or burnt oak board, and attaching a stainless steel plaque engraved with a custom epitaph.
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      All up in a Huffy about the loss of a bike? Bicycle Taxidermy's a "loving and lasting solution for your mechanical bereavement", helping you honor your once-prized two-wheeler by, uh, tearing it apart, mounting the handlebars on a bleached or burnt oak board, and attaching a stainless steel plaque engraved with a custom epitaph.
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  • 24
    The economy, migration patterns, population growth, and The Learning Channel are forcing us all to do more with less. And no commodity is more precious than space, making current luxuries like Magic Wall tomorrow's necessities

    Forged from either of three materials -- Terrazzo, wood, or laminate -- Magic Wall is a drill-in panel that allows for the magnetic storage of kitchenware, tools, and anything made of ferrous (i.e. iron) metal. So if you plan to use it in the kitchen, you should know that not all pots will stick to it. But if you can afford an eight-hundred-dollar wall magnet, you can afford to swap your Farberware for All-Clad

    The panels range in price based on size and material from $345 for a 20"x13" high-pressure laminate version to $1,380 for a 39"x30" monster magnet made of terrazzo ground stone composite. There are 12 styles of terrazzo, five different woods, and at least 10 different colors of laminate, as well as extension pieces like shelves and mantles available that attach magnetically. Magic Wall is the perfect place to hang an infant or other small child

    Magic Wall is Austrian, so they're prohibited by law from making it all sucky. If you're still not convinced, watch the stupidest video ever about it below.

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      The economy, migration patterns, population growth, and The Learning Channel are forcing us all to do more with less. And no commodity is more precious than space, making current luxuries like Magic Wall tomorrow's necessities

      Forged from either of three materials -- Terrazzo, wood, or laminate -- Magic Wall is a drill-in panel that allows for the magnetic storage of kitchenware, tools, and anything made of ferrous (i.e. iron) metal. So if you plan to use it in the kitchen, you should know that not all pots will stick to it. But if you can afford an eight-hundred-dollar wall magnet, you can afford to swap your Farberware for All-Clad

      The panels range in price based on size and material from $345 for a 20"x13" high-pressure laminate version to $1,380 for a 39"x30" monster magnet made of terrazzo ground stone composite. There are 12 styles of terrazzo, five different woods, and at least 10 different colors of laminate, as well as extension pieces like shelves and mantles available that attach magnetically. Magic Wall is the perfect place to hang an infant or other small child

      Magic Wall is Austrian, so they're prohibited by law from making it all sucky. If you're still not convinced, watch the stupidest video ever about it below.

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  • 25
    A spin on the adage "if they can't find it, they can't steal it", Q-Line SafeGuard's wooden furniture sports compartments that're even more secretive than the front of your shoes at the beach, sized to conceal everything from valuable documents to firearms. Turning out custom coffee tables, entertainment centers, filing cabinets, and bookshelves in styles that match your existing furniture, Q's clandestine cubbies can be hidden behind sliding pieces of molding, or designed to pop open Wayne Manor-style when you slide out a particular book.
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      A spin on the adage "if they can't find it, they can't steal it", Q-Line SafeGuard's wooden furniture sports compartments that're even more secretive than the front of your shoes at the beach, sized to conceal everything from valuable documents to firearms. Turning out custom coffee tables, entertainment centers, filing cabinets, and bookshelves in styles that match your existing furniture, Q's clandestine cubbies can be hidden behind sliding pieces of molding, or designed to pop open Wayne Manor-style when you slide out a particular book.
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  1. Class up your walls with some rented art
  2. C'est tres (car)bon(e)
  3. Now you can enjoy a night out and stumble 20 feet to your bedroom
  4. Gun Soaps
  5. The Bar10der
  6. Drink Faster Tumblers
  7. Seriously salt some fly's game
  8. iPhone Hand Dock
  9. Boombox Pillows
  10. A fresh way to front your fridge
  11. Mantables
  12. A fresh spin on famous movies and mitts
  13. State Tables
  14. Join the revolution... and get better posters
  15. A floppy disk that's still useful
  16. Light your house with LEGOs
  17. A cooler that brings the booze and the noise
  18. Ski maps have never looked so cool
  19. Keep your gadgets jack-proof and juiced
  20. A backup band in your bathroom
  21. Bring the city indoors
  22. 25% off a scale that'll get you in shape
  23. Mount your old handlebars like a buck
  24. Magic Wall turns flat, upright surfaces into storage space
  25. Hide your valuables in plain sight