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    Initially developed as a one-off project for Hooters, Boobzies are "voluptuous insulated beverage coolers" endowed with large, polyurethane-gel-filled breasts sporting a "life-like" feel, not that you'll have anything to compare 'em to after walking around a party with one. Covered by shirts emblazoned with tongue-in-cheek slogans, each of the "girls" comes with a backstory that's as well developed as their mammaries, so prepare to meet dazzling personalititties like: Mrs. Robinson Shirt: "Got MILF?" An "object of fantasy across many a schoolyard", this divorced mom loves cooking & shopping, and is "more apt to educate than be educated", though whether you want to listen to someone who's loaded with beer and wearing a "Got MILF" shirt is up to you. Tiffany Shirt: "Boobs Gone Wild" "Barely 21", Tiff loves drinking Jack, making YouTube videos, and is so single that she's been "in more laps than a napkin", which coincidentally you no longer need to wrap around your sweating bottle. Gabby Shirt: "Motorboat" Believing everything is "better when wetter", the Gabster's favorite food is oysters ("love 'em raw"), and though she's "single and adrift", she's "not afraid to tie the knot", which is nice, because again, you aren't going to attract many women holding a coozie with heaving friggin' breasts.
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      Initially developed as a one-off project for Hooters, Boobzies are "voluptuous insulated beverage coolers" endowed with large, polyurethane-gel-filled breasts sporting a "life-like" feel, not that you'll have anything to compare 'em to after walking around a party with one. Covered by shirts emblazoned with tongue-in-cheek slogans, each of the "girls" comes with a backstory that's as well developed as their mammaries, so prepare to meet dazzling personalititties like: Mrs. Robinson Shirt: "Got MILF?" An "object of fantasy across many a schoolyard", this divorced mom loves cooking & shopping, and is "more apt to educate than be educated", though whether you want to listen to someone who's loaded with beer and wearing a "Got MILF" shirt is up to you. Tiffany Shirt: "Boobs Gone Wild" "Barely 21", Tiff loves drinking Jack, making YouTube videos, and is so single that she's been "in more laps than a napkin", which coincidentally you no longer need to wrap around your sweating bottle. Gabby Shirt: "Motorboat" Believing everything is "better when wetter", the Gabster's favorite food is oysters ("love 'em raw"), and though she's "single and adrift", she's "not afraid to tie the knot", which is nice, because again, you aren't going to attract many women holding a coozie with heaving friggin' breasts.
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  • 02
    Developed by a dude who believes life is a balance between "what is easy and what is elegant", Mantables are slutty Meryl Streep mini fridges disguised as classy, Amish-style, stained-wood end tables, with faux drawers that actually open the front panel like a drawbridge to reveal an LED-lined cooler with room for 50 cans and a bottle or two of hard stuff.
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      Developed by a dude who believes life is a balance between "what is easy and what is elegant", Mantables are slutty Meryl Streep mini fridges disguised as classy, Amish-style, stained-wood end tables, with faux drawers that actually open the front panel like a drawbridge to reveal an LED-lined cooler with room for 50 cans and a bottle or two of hard stuff.
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    It's not hard to agree with its makers' contention that the JamCooler is the "ultimate party cooler", considering this rolling, marine-grade leviathan not only boasts enough space to keep 100+ frosty bevs on ice, but also sports two 600W JBL speakers. Simply wirelessly connect your smartphone, and you can unleash "thumping jams" for up to 10 hours, giving you numerous ways to "feed the party". Rawr!
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      It's not hard to agree with its makers' contention that the JamCooler is the "ultimate party cooler", considering this rolling, marine-grade leviathan not only boasts enough space to keep 100+ frosty bevs on ice, but also sports two 600W JBL speakers. Simply wirelessly connect your smartphone, and you can unleash "thumping jams" for up to 10 hours, giving you numerous ways to "feed the party". Rawr!
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    Promising to keep suds stowed inside totally fresh and carbonated, these 64oz, stainless steel growlers feature a tiny air-lock hole in their caps for inserting the tip of an included CO2 cartridge gun, creating the kind of "optimum pressure" you'd expect from having a gun pointed at you.
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      Promising to keep suds stowed inside totally fresh and carbonated, these 64oz, stainless steel growlers feature a tiny air-lock hole in their caps for inserting the tip of an included CO2 cartridge gun, creating the kind of "optimum pressure" you'd expect from having a gun pointed at you.
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  • 05
    This Swiss Army knife-sized gizmo's stocked with 10 swing-out bartending tools you'd find in any pro's kit: a muddler, standard & channel knives, a reamer, a zester, a jigger, a stirrer, a strainer, a corkscrew, and a bottle opener for when you give up on figuring out how to use any of those other tools.
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      This Swiss Army knife-sized gizmo's stocked with 10 swing-out bartending tools you'd find in any pro's kit: a muddler, standard & channel knives, a reamer, a zester, a jigger, a stirrer, a strainer, a corkscrew, and a bottle opener for when you give up on figuring out how to use any of those other tools.
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  1. Because you've always wanted to get to second base with your beer
  2. Mantables
  3. A cooler that brings the booze and the noise
  4. Growler Greatness
  5. The Bar10der