Scroll to Start Swipe to Start
  • 01
    To ensure that procrastinating on getting a decent costume no longer threatens to ruin your Banner Halloween night, this Eric Nine-designed mask gives a nod to ATL's zombie capital status, and shows your kinship with gamma ray-irradiated dudes, which should result in meeting sexy female comic book nerds that will command you to smash.
    More on Avenge All Hallows' Eve undead-style, with this awesome free mask
    • About

      To ensure that procrastinating on getting a decent costume no longer threatens to ruin your Banner Halloween night, this Eric Nine-designed mask gives a nod to ATL's zombie capital status, and shows your kinship with gamma ray-irradiated dudes, which should result in meeting sexy female comic book nerds that will command you to smash.
    • Venue Info

  • 02
    Because you have no costume, and "Flaming Big Tex" is just a burnt out idea, we tapped primate-penciling artist Chet Phillips to design a printable Halloween mask for your trick/treating pleasure. Inspired by a gallery show in which every artist was dealt a loteria card to riff on (Chet was sentenced to Death), this face-hugger's a cross between a monkey skeleton, the Grim Reaper, and a lucha libre mask -- ironic, as you're now done wrestling with what to wear.
    More on The monkey-minded artist saves you a trip to the thrift store
    • About

      Because you have no costume, and "Flaming Big Tex" is just a burnt out idea, we tapped primate-penciling artist Chet Phillips to design a printable Halloween mask for your trick/treating pleasure. Inspired by a gallery show in which every artist was dealt a loteria card to riff on (Chet was sentenced to Death), this face-hugger's a cross between a monkey skeleton, the Grim Reaper, and a lucha libre mask -- ironic, as you're now done wrestling with what to wear.
    • Venue Info

  • 03
    Because you can't dress up as a sexy Barney Frank every Halloween, we enlisted Woo-based master caricaturist Mike Briggs to ink you a printable mask that depicts something even scarier: the Bay State's seventh favorite ex-Gov (no, not you Jane Swift) rocking the exact same snapback he wore while briefly touring with Naughty By Nature in the '90s -- though when he sang, "Heyyyy!!! Ho!!!" he genuinely thought it was to motivate people to work hard while gardening.
    More on The Woo's finest caricaturist elects to help you out
    • About

      Because you can't dress up as a sexy Barney Frank every Halloween, we enlisted Woo-based master caricaturist Mike Briggs to ink you a printable mask that depicts something even scarier: the Bay State's seventh favorite ex-Gov (no, not you Jane Swift) rocking the exact same snapback he wore while briefly touring with Naughty By Nature in the '90s -- though when he sang, "Heyyyy!!! Ho!!!" he genuinely thought it was to motivate people to work hard while gardening.
    • Venue Info

  • 04
    Halloween is upon us, and you don't have a costume. And while you're worrying about whether this email newsletter was written by proven futurist Miss Cleo, we tapped Chi artist and hot dog enthusiast Nick Volkert to help you see a future that involves ladies complimenting your costume by creating this ready-to-print mask that combines monsters, the mayor, and German industrial metal. Yes, of course it's Rahmstein! The cards don't lie honey.
    More on A Chi artist ensures you're a true monster of the Midway
    • About

      Halloween is upon us, and you don't have a costume. And while you're worrying about whether this email newsletter was written by proven futurist Miss Cleo, we tapped Chi artist and hot dog enthusiast Nick Volkert to help you see a future that involves ladies complimenting your costume by creating this ready-to-print mask that combines monsters, the mayor, and German industrial metal. Yes, of course it's Rahmstein! The cards don't lie honey.
    • Venue Info

  • 05
    It's Halloween, you've got nothing to wear, and only women can get away with calling underwear and a stethoscope a "costume". Lucky for you, accomplished animator (A Scanner Darkly) and artist Jason Chalker has made you a last-minute Frankenstein's Monster mask whose Hello Kitty bandage and crayon-up-nose "remind us of when we were children and Halloween was more about candy". Which'll hopefully be the name of the nurse this mask attracts.
    More on The Manly Art guy totally bails you out
    • About

      It's Halloween, you've got nothing to wear, and only women can get away with calling underwear and a stethoscope a "costume". Lucky for you, accomplished animator (A Scanner Darkly) and artist Jason Chalker has made you a last-minute Frankenstein's Monster mask whose Hello Kitty bandage and crayon-up-nose "remind us of when we were children and Halloween was more about candy". Which'll hopefully be the name of the nurse this mask attracts.
    • Venue Info

  • 06
    It's 24hrs to Halloween, and the only thing left in costume shops is the unmistakable resentment of overworked employees. Never fear: Eric Wedum -- the designer extraordinaire behind F**k Yeah Headlines -- is here to save the day with this printable mask of that dastardly DIA demon horse. And to boot, there's also a printable drawing of the horse's other "two most distinctive features" to wrap around your waist (hint: they're the body part that would be most uncomfortable to have booted).
    More on Galloping to your aid with a night-saving horse mask
    • About

      It's 24hrs to Halloween, and the only thing left in costume shops is the unmistakable resentment of overworked employees. Never fear: Eric Wedum -- the designer extraordinaire behind F**k Yeah Headlines -- is here to save the day with this printable mask of that dastardly DIA demon horse. And to boot, there's also a printable drawing of the horse's other "two most distinctive features" to wrap around your waist (hint: they're the body part that would be most uncomfortable to have booted).
    • Venue Info

  • 07
    Even more than a b*$&! "failing to have a quick, convenient, coolly spooky Halloween costume" is one problem you don't want included in your 99. Thankfully, celebrated dauber Stanley Chow has slapped together this stylized Jay-Z mask you can print out (optimally on thick paper), then attach with string or a rubber band. Once dressed like the ultimate Halloween character -- a "Monster" in music, business, and Kanye collaborations -- all you'll have to worry about is your real problem, "Am I still eligible for free sweets?".
    More on He knows you're terrifyingly lazy
    • About

      Even more than a b*$&! "failing to have a quick, convenient, coolly spooky Halloween costume" is one problem you don't want included in your 99. Thankfully, celebrated dauber Stanley Chow has slapped together this stylized Jay-Z mask you can print out (optimally on thick paper), then attach with string or a rubber band. Once dressed like the ultimate Halloween character -- a "Monster" in music, business, and Kanye collaborations -- all you'll have to worry about is your real problem, "Am I still eligible for free sweets?".
    • Venue Info

  • 08
    Problem: you just found out the Halloween store is totally out of "Sassy" Coal Miner costumes. Solution: this instantly downloadable/printout-able/tie-around-your-head-able mask from LA-based artist extraordinaire Nic Cowan, which you canary afford to miss (because dude, it's a Sloth mask!!).
    More on An LA artist hooks you up with a just-in-time-for-Oct 31st printable mask
    • About

      Problem: you just found out the Halloween store is totally out of "Sassy" Coal Miner costumes. Solution: this instantly downloadable/printout-able/tie-around-your-head-able mask from LA-based artist extraordinaire Nic Cowan, which you canary afford to miss (because dude, it's a Sloth mask!!).
    • Venue Info

  • 09
    Tomorrow's the big night people: it's time for a fresh episode of Guys With Kids Halloween. On the off chance that you haven't had the time to prepare a sweet costume (hey -- fresh, topical comedy about the travails of parenthood isn't going to watch itself!), we've tapped DWITT -- the St. Paul-based artist behind the Zombie Pub Crawl's graphics (who also just dropped this book) -- to magic you up two printable, last-minute masks of monster-fied presidential candidates.
    More on Zombie candidates to bring your Halloween back to life
    • About

      Tomorrow's the big night people: it's time for a fresh episode of Guys With Kids Halloween. On the off chance that you haven't had the time to prepare a sweet costume (hey -- fresh, topical comedy about the travails of parenthood isn't going to watch itself!), we've tapped DWITT -- the St. Paul-based artist behind the Zombie Pub Crawl's graphics (who also just dropped this book) -- to magic you up two printable, last-minute masks of monster-fied presidential candidates.
    • Venue Info

  • 10
    While you may be a grown-ass man, there's no excuse to endure Halloween without at least some sort of costume. And because a sexy Val Kilmer outfit would have required bulking up your diet months ago, Nic Cage-loving artist Brandon Bird came up with a last-minute printable mask that'll turn you into a color-your-own Guy Fieri, which is fitting when you consider that both he and the holiday are "a crass American institution built around the over-consumption of corn syrup".
    More on This free, printable mask will save your Halloween ass
    • About

      While you may be a grown-ass man, there's no excuse to endure Halloween without at least some sort of costume. And because a sexy Val Kilmer outfit would have required bulking up your diet months ago, Nic Cage-loving artist Brandon Bird came up with a last-minute printable mask that'll turn you into a color-your-own Guy Fieri, which is fitting when you consider that both he and the holiday are "a crass American institution built around the over-consumption of corn syrup".
    • Venue Info

  • 11
    If you spent too much time stocking up on hurricane essentials like water, flashlights, and Redbook back issues, you might not have had a chance to pull together a proper Halloween costume. Luckily Nick Robalik from Bitmap Creative Labs and Digital-Soapbox has you (and your face) covered with your choice of presidential candidate masks done comic book-style, aka, being Herman Cain. Just print out whichever one you want, paste it to a manila folder, then fasten it to your face with a rubber band cut in half and knotted at the ends. Your office supply closet won't know what hit it.
    More on Obama and Romney masks are here to save your Halloween
    • About

      If you spent too much time stocking up on hurricane essentials like water, flashlights, and Redbook back issues, you might not have had a chance to pull together a proper Halloween costume. Luckily Nick Robalik from Bitmap Creative Labs and Digital-Soapbox has you (and your face) covered with your choice of presidential candidate masks done comic book-style, aka, being Herman Cain. Just print out whichever one you want, paste it to a manila folder, then fasten it to your face with a rubber band cut in half and knotted at the ends. Your office supply closet won't know what hit it.
    • Venue Info

  • 12
    Because you just found out your girlfriend's also gonna be a hipster Disney princess this year, you totally need a new costume idea for Wednesday.

    Thankfully, you subscribe to an extra-roomy-underwear-wearing email newsletter that's got just the thing: a printable Questlove mask from Philly's own awards-winning, The Source-illustrating portraitist Tatyana Fazlalizadeh, who'll not only make you look awesome, but also save you some serious mula(n).
    More on An urban Philly artist saves your ass with a printable mask
    • About

      Because you just found out your girlfriend's also gonna be a hipster Disney princess this year, you totally need a new costume idea for Wednesday.

      Thankfully, you subscribe to an extra-roomy-underwear-wearing email newsletter that's got just the thing: a printable Questlove mask from Philly's own awards-winning, The Source-illustrating portraitist Tatyana Fazlalizadeh, who'll not only make you look awesome, but also save you some serious mula(n).
    • Venue Info

  • 13
    Since your very literal Honey Boo Boo costume consisting solely of honey and getting beat up by people who hate Honey Boo Boo will be a chore to replicate on Wednesday, tat artist Alice Kendall took a break from being extremely busy inking people up to hand-draw a badass mask in which a collage of fall images -- flowers, a raven, bugs -- becomes a Dia De Los Muertos-y skeletal grin, marking the only time you should let a tattoo artist near your face.
    More on Looking badass has never been so effortless
    • About

      Since your very literal Honey Boo Boo costume consisting solely of honey and getting beat up by people who hate Honey Boo Boo will be a chore to replicate on Wednesday, tat artist Alice Kendall took a break from being extremely busy inking people up to hand-draw a badass mask in which a collage of fall images -- flowers, a raven, bugs -- becomes a Dia De Los Muertos-y skeletal grin, marking the only time you should let a tattoo artist near your face.
    • Venue Info

  • 14
    Unless you have a girlfriend and she already bought you a totally not played out Jack Sparrow costume, you're likely up the creek tomorrow, and won't even have said embarrassing costume to look authentic while navigating it. Luckily for you, we tapped Adrian Garcia of ConCanvas.com to save the day with a last-minute “simple and contemporary” skull mask inspired by Dia de los Muertos, which looks like a more awesome version of the ones those Cobra Kai fellas wore while scaring the pants off Daniel LaRusso. So print it out, and, hopefully, like Jack, you'll finally end up with some booty.
    More on The guy from ConCanvas helps you pull a fast one
    • About

      Unless you have a girlfriend and she already bought you a totally not played out Jack Sparrow costume, you're likely up the creek tomorrow, and won't even have said embarrassing costume to look authentic while navigating it. Luckily for you, we tapped Adrian Garcia of ConCanvas.com to save the day with a last-minute “simple and contemporary” skull mask inspired by Dia de los Muertos, which looks like a more awesome version of the ones those Cobra Kai fellas wore while scaring the pants off Daniel LaRusso. So print it out, and, hopefully, like Jack, you'll finally end up with some booty.
    • Venue Info

  • 15
    It's the day before Halloween, and assuming you don't know where your Waldo costume is (figures), you're gonna need an awesome alternative, and quick

    Luckily for you, perfectly waist-hip-ratio'd local artist Hannah Van Sickle whipped up this just-for-Thrillist mask of your favorite South Korean, horsey-dancing, music-video-sensation Psy.
    More on A local aesthetically pleasing artist bails you out with a printable mask
    • About

      It's the day before Halloween, and assuming you don't know where your Waldo costume is (figures), you're gonna need an awesome alternative, and quick

      Luckily for you, perfectly waist-hip-ratio'd local artist Hannah Van Sickle whipped up this just-for-Thrillist mask of your favorite South Korean, horsey-dancing, music-video-sensation Psy.
    • Venue Info

  • 16
    It's the day before Halloween, and you need a sweet costume idea 'cause, unfortunately, you already went as Mikheil Saakashvili, President of Georgia last year. Luckily, John Osgood, founder of Bherd Gallery has got you covered: he's created Seattle specific superhero Medical Marijuana Man, or M3, who thanks to a super secret hybrid has been blessed with smoke grey hair, permanently puckered lips, and, hopefully, the ability to get even you talking to some smokin' hot girls.
    More on The Bherd gallery founder bails you out with a homegrown superhero
    • About

      It's the day before Halloween, and you need a sweet costume idea 'cause, unfortunately, you already went as Mikheil Saakashvili, President of Georgia last year. Luckily, John Osgood, founder of Bherd Gallery has got you covered: he's created Seattle specific superhero Medical Marijuana Man, or M3, who thanks to a super secret hybrid has been blessed with smoke grey hair, permanently puckered lips, and, hopefully, the ability to get even you talking to some smokin' hot girls.
    • Venue Info

  • 17
    The bad news: you're unprepared for Halloween. The good news -- that same carelessness means you probably have a closet full of crappy hoodies, which -- when paired with this original, printable mask from local artist Ryan Mahoney -- will be all you need for a pretty bomb Shaved Spears costume.
    More on Local artist Spears your night with printable mask
    • About

      The bad news: you're unprepared for Halloween. The good news -- that same carelessness means you probably have a closet full of crappy hoodies, which -- when paired with this original, printable mask from local artist Ryan Mahoney -- will be all you need for a pretty bomb Shaved Spears costume.
    • Venue Info

  • 18
    Put away the Slutty Juwan Howard costume you wear every year, because local graphic design guru Brian Butler designed us an easily-assembled mask that gives a nod to Miami's partying (and just regular) zombies. All you need to do is click and print out the PDF, which is also printed with instructions on how to easily attach it to a pair of shades, so you'll look like a proper partier all night, and can shield the light when you're doing the shuffle of shame come morning.
    More on Make it brain zombies with this kick-ass (totally free!) mask
    • About

      Put away the Slutty Juwan Howard costume you wear every year, because local graphic design guru Brian Butler designed us an easily-assembled mask that gives a nod to Miami's partying (and just regular) zombies. All you need to do is click and print out the PDF, which is also printed with instructions on how to easily attach it to a pair of shades, so you'll look like a proper partier all night, and can shield the light when you're doing the shuffle of shame come morning.
    • Venue Info

  1. Avenge All Hallows' Eve undead-style, with this awesome free mask
  2. The monkey-minded artist saves you a trip to the thrift store
  3. The Woo's finest caricaturist elects to help you out
  4. A Chi artist ensures you're a true monster of the Midway
  5. The Manly Art guy totally bails you out
  6. Galloping to your aid with a night-saving horse mask
  7. He knows you're terrifyingly lazy
  8. An LA artist hooks you up with a just-in-time-for-Oct 31st printable mask
  9. Zombie candidates to bring your Halloween back to life
  10. This free, printable mask will save your Halloween ass
  11. Obama and Romney masks are here to save your Halloween
  12. An urban Philly artist saves your ass with a printable mask
  13. Looking badass has never been so effortless
  14. The guy from ConCanvas helps you pull a fast one
  15. A local aesthetically pleasing artist bails you out with a printable mask
  16. The Bherd gallery founder bails you out with a homegrown superhero
  17. Local artist Spears your night with printable mask
  18. Make it brain zombies with this kick-ass (totally free!) mask