Americans have been known to eat 8ft pizzas, 6900lb cheesecakes, and 1100.5lb meatballs, but finding food that enormous is a rarity unless you live with Paula Deen. For a more practical way to consume huge amounts of food, there's the all-you-can-eat buffet -- the problem is you can never eat enough! Unless you weigh a quarter ton or are actually Homer Simpson at the Frying Dutchman, the buffets are ripping you off.
You're eating way less food than what it cost to get in... that is, unless you follow the advice of Matt "Megatoad" Stonie, the super-skinny #4 competitive eater in the world, who can put away food better than you and everyone you know. Heed his keys to dominating a buffet: