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  • 01
    If you're having trouble expressing yourself, spell it out with these necklaces rocking a series of dots 'n dashes, which spell out a name or get printed with other sweet nothings like "Love Me Do", though you may not want to telegraph your feelings too much, lest you suffer buyers re-Morse.
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      If you're having trouble expressing yourself, spell it out with these necklaces rocking a series of dots 'n dashes, which spell out a name or get printed with other sweet nothings like "Love Me Do", though you may not want to telegraph your feelings too much, lest you suffer buyers re-Morse.
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  • 02
    Portland girls have plenty of crafty sleepwear with octopus prints, so change things up with lacy goodness, taking Glamour's color advice that "muted hues give off a Hollywood-starlet (and not a stripperish) vibe", because she'll obviously want to wear something Kasey Jordan would never be Sheen in.
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      Portland girls have plenty of crafty sleepwear with octopus prints, so change things up with lacy goodness, taking Glamour's color advice that "muted hues give off a Hollywood-starlet (and not a stripperish) vibe", because she'll obviously want to wear something Kasey Jordan would never be Sheen in.
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  • 03
    Let your lady stash her drugs whatever chicks keep in bags in this clutch that looks like a (3rd Edition) copy of Steinbeck's The Pearl, which would make one hell of a heavy necklace.
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      Let your lady stash her drugs whatever chicks keep in bags in this clutch that looks like a (3rd Edition) copy of Steinbeck's The Pearl, which would make one hell of a heavy necklace.
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  • 04
    For the girl who's not impressed by gold or diamonds, these gunmetal chain necklaces come adorned with a vintage brass letterpress pulled from an old hand-cranked printing press; each initial's polished down, but retains some imperfections acquired over time, something your girl will hopefully avoid by means of regular yoga sessions. Or pilates. Or Jazzercize. Whatever, as long as she stays thin while you get fat.
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      For the girl who's not impressed by gold or diamonds, these gunmetal chain necklaces come adorned with a vintage brass letterpress pulled from an old hand-cranked printing press; each initial's polished down, but retains some imperfections acquired over time, something your girl will hopefully avoid by means of regular yoga sessions. Or pilates. Or Jazzercize. Whatever, as long as she stays thin while you get fat.
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  • 05
    For a fraction of the price, these Holga reproductions create the same dramatic high-contrast shots as the original medium-format 120mm versions, but not the 8mm versions, because modern women don't appreciate you making them feel like they're trapped in a Cage.
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      For a fraction of the price, these Holga reproductions create the same dramatic high-contrast shots as the original medium-format 120mm versions, but not the 8mm versions, because modern women don't appreciate you making them feel like they're trapped in a Cage.
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  • 06
    If you're serious about this one, dish out the clams for a 14k rose gold-banded heart ring that will surely make you the Captain of her Planet. Heart Power! Monkey-boy sold separately.
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      If you're serious about this one, dish out the clams for a 14k rose gold-banded heart ring that will surely make you the Captain of her Planet. Heart Power! Monkey-boy sold separately.
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  • 07
    From Neiman's Valentino collection, this luxe double-handled patent leather number comes in black or red, with gold hardware and a detailed bow on the front. Clearly, in addition to football, Bow knows you're getting laid tonight.
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      From Neiman's Valentino collection, this luxe double-handled patent leather number comes in black or red, with gold hardware and a detailed bow on the front. Clearly, in addition to football, Bow knows you're getting laid tonight.
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  • 08
    Hopefully not named for the Damien Rice song, this dual-chained affair dangles both a charm and a penny-sized pendant etched with her initials in a cursive script painfully more accomplished than the one you employed while trying to forge her signature on checks.
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      Hopefully not named for the Damien Rice song, this dual-chained affair dangles both a charm and a penny-sized pendant etched with her initials in a cursive script painfully more accomplished than the one you employed while trying to forge her signature on checks.
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  • 09
    A grownup version of the sappy heart-shaped candies, this red pigskin "wafer" notebook is just the right size to slide into her handbag -- for when you're not ready to say "I Love You", but you are ready to say "I Luv U".
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      A grownup version of the sappy heart-shaped candies, this red pigskin "wafer" notebook is just the right size to slide into her handbag -- for when you're not ready to say "I Love You", but you are ready to say "I Luv U".
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  • 10
    Instead of making the tragic mistake of picking out lingerie yourself, go with this black lace and chiffon chemise, which'll make her feel high-class even as she's about to get dirty, but not as she's about to get Dirty Bird, because anything associated with Chris Chandler is really more blue-collar.
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      Instead of making the tragic mistake of picking out lingerie yourself, go with this black lace and chiffon chemise, which'll make her feel high-class even as she's about to get dirty, but not as she's about to get Dirty Bird, because anything associated with Chris Chandler is really more blue-collar.
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  • 11
    These decorative, tin-glazed plates evoke the wares produced in the famed Italian pottery capital of Faenza, though these particular pieces were hand-produced in the New York studio of homewares master John Derian, not to be confused with John DeLorian, who's fast-lane lifestyle quickly took him from pottery to cokery.
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      These decorative, tin-glazed plates evoke the wares produced in the famed Italian pottery capital of Faenza, though these particular pieces were hand-produced in the New York studio of homewares master John Derian, not to be confused with John DeLorian, who's fast-lane lifestyle quickly took him from pottery to cokery.
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  • 12
    Whatever terrible thing you did/are about to do, make up for it with a monthly box of gourmet chocolates (two boxes in December!), containing everything from aphrodisiac truffles to red-fire toffee, each delivered with a card describing the contents' significance relative to the lunar cycle, but no advice on what to do once your sweets-stuffed girl starts exerting her own gravitational pull.
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      Whatever terrible thing you did/are about to do, make up for it with a monthly box of gourmet chocolates (two boxes in December!), containing everything from aphrodisiac truffles to red-fire toffee, each delivered with a card describing the contents' significance relative to the lunar cycle, but no advice on what to do once your sweets-stuffed girl starts exerting her own gravitational pull.
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  • 13
    This small, white porcelain box with a heart on the top is perfect for holding small keepsakes or jewelry; Glamour suggests you can even leave it empty as a gift to a casual friend who "didn't get -- or expect -- anything", but do that for anyone more serious and it's YOU who won't get any.
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      This small, white porcelain box with a heart on the top is perfect for holding small keepsakes or jewelry; Glamour suggests you can even leave it empty as a gift to a casual friend who "didn't get -- or expect -- anything", but do that for anyone more serious and it's YOU who won't get any.
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  • 14
    This coral leather job, with a fully leather-lined interior stuffed with pockets and a designer-stamped gold plaque on the front, comes in at a solid $250, so you can either buy a gift for your date, or another hour with her.
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      This coral leather job, with a fully leather-lined interior stuffed with pockets and a designer-stamped gold plaque on the front, comes in at a solid $250, so you can either buy a gift for your date, or another hour with her.
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  • 15
    If you're looking to lock it down, it's been nice knowing you they recommend a ring of platinum stocked with three circles of shiny diamonds. Tradition holds that diamonds signify your eternal love, while the three rings presumably represent how many times after marriage you'll have sex.
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      If you're looking to lock it down, it's been nice knowing you they recommend a ring of platinum stocked with three circles of shiny diamonds. Tradition holds that diamonds signify your eternal love, while the three rings presumably represent how many times after marriage you'll have sex.
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  • 16
    Billed as a "timeless boudoir piece", these long, flowing dressing gowns are crafted out of pure silk, available in black or pink, and have "AP" embroidered in script on the tie belt, so it's just like your tribute outfit to Adrian Peterson, but also available in black.
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      Billed as a "timeless boudoir piece", these long, flowing dressing gowns are crafted out of pure silk, available in black or pink, and have "AP" embroidered in script on the tie belt, so it's just like your tribute outfit to Adrian Peterson, but also available in black.
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  • 17
    Increase your marital bliss without destroying your marital bank account thanks to this new online venture, featuring prints of "work by top contemporary artists" available in either a limited quantity or for a limited period of time, which, after you give her the gift, hopefully won't still describe your sex life.
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      Increase your marital bliss without destroying your marital bank account thanks to this new online venture, featuring prints of "work by top contemporary artists" available in either a limited quantity or for a limited period of time, which, after you give her the gift, hopefully won't still describe your sex life.
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  • 18
    Whether you're getting her a box of candies or "a pricey piece of bling", they suggest wrapping it in plain paper you can cover with personal handwritten notes, from things you like about her, to favorite things she's said, to "songs that make you think of her", which's sure to make you both much Closer.
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      Whether you're getting her a box of candies or "a pricey piece of bling", they suggest wrapping it in plain paper you can cover with personal handwritten notes, from things you like about her, to favorite things she's said, to "songs that make you think of her", which's sure to make you both much Closer.
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  • 19
    Styled after a silent movie title card, this cine-romantic number reads "If we were actors filming a love scene I'd make a small mistake so we'd have to try again" -- hopefully the only context in which a "small mistake" pops up during your love scenes.
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      Styled after a silent movie title card, this cine-romantic number reads "If we were actors filming a love scene I'd make a small mistake so we'd have to try again" -- hopefully the only context in which a "small mistake" pops up during your love scenes.
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  • 20
    This update of the classic Miss Dior fragrance lightens the tone with notes like "green tangerine, sweet strawberry leaves, and caramelized popcorn"; just don't tell your friends you gave her this, or they'll accuse you of desperately kisting 'er butt.
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      This update of the classic Miss Dior fragrance lightens the tone with notes like "green tangerine, sweet strawberry leaves, and caramelized popcorn"; just don't tell your friends you gave her this, or they'll accuse you of desperately kisting 'er butt.
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  • 21
    From the uber-classy sack-slingers, this roomy, shoulder-slung weekender's covered in light brown textured leather with oak-stamped rose gold hardware, and features a fully lined brown suede interior complete with releasable buckles to allow for expansion, i.e., room for all the other stuff you will eventually be buying her.
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      From the uber-classy sack-slingers, this roomy, shoulder-slung weekender's covered in light brown textured leather with oak-stamped rose gold hardware, and features a fully lined brown suede interior complete with releasable buckles to allow for expansion, i.e., room for all the other stuff you will eventually be buying her.
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  • 22
    From the 120 y/o high-end stationary & leather-goods supplier whose devotees range from Queen Victoria to Madonna, this bright red lambskin notebook's cover is gold-stamped with the words "Everyday I Love You", a surefire way to keep her from filling the pale blue watermarked pages with Kaiser Chiefs lyrics.
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      From the 120 y/o high-end stationary & leather-goods supplier whose devotees range from Queen Victoria to Madonna, this bright red lambskin notebook's cover is gold-stamped with the words "Everyday I Love You", a surefire way to keep her from filling the pale blue watermarked pages with Kaiser Chiefs lyrics.
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  • 23
    Give her the slip-on shoes that're every bit as relaxed as your relationship, complete with a super-comfy leather footbed and ultra-lightweight canvas upper, also what Charlie Sheen takes before doing art, as he pays hookers lots of money to look on and cheer.
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      Give her the slip-on shoes that're every bit as relaxed as your relationship, complete with a super-comfy leather footbed and ultra-lightweight canvas upper, also what Charlie Sheen takes before doing art, as he pays hookers lots of money to look on and cheer.
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  • 24
    Show you know both her names (or even all three of 'em!) with this simple-yet-classy monogrammed circular pendant that comes in 14k rose, yellow, or white gold, sterling silver, or "gold filled", just like the envelopes you had to mail to Ed McMahon's ghost to pay for all this Valentine's Day stuff.
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      Show you know both her names (or even all three of 'em!) with this simple-yet-classy monogrammed circular pendant that comes in 14k rose, yellow, or white gold, sterling silver, or "gold filled", just like the envelopes you had to mail to Ed McMahon's ghost to pay for all this Valentine's Day stuff.
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  • 25
    Apparently chicks like bags, so go all out with this not-too-big/not-too-small rose suede satchel from NY-based Proenza Schouler, complete with all sorts of pockets and zippered compartments for her to keep nothing, while you hold it all in your jeans pockets.
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      Apparently chicks like bags, so go all out with this not-too-big/not-too-small rose suede satchel from NY-based Proenza Schouler, complete with all sorts of pockets and zippered compartments for her to keep nothing, while you hold it all in your jeans pockets.
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  1. The expensive kind of necking
  2. The best teddies to sleep with
  3. Clutch decisions
  4. Letterpress Necklace
  5. Holga
  6. Heart Ring
  7. Bowed Bag
  8. Delicate Initial Letter Necklace
  9. Be Mine Wafer Notebook
  10. La Perla Black Lace Slip
  11. Derian 12-Piece Faience Wall Hanging
  12. Lunar Chocolate of the Month Club
  13. Jayson's Heart Box
  14. Marc by Marc Jacobs Wallet
  15. Tiffany Circlet Ring
  16. Agent Provacateur Dressing Gown
  17. Exhibition A
  18. Wrap a gift with your feelings
  19. Save your V-Card
  20. Dior Miss Dior Cherie
  21. Mulberry Piccadilly Leather Weekend Bag
  22. TOMS Classic Canvas Slip-Ons
  23. West Avenue Jewelry Monogrammed Disc Necklace
  24. Proenza Schouler PS1 Medium Suede Satchel Bag