Make tomorrow less evil

Out of Addison, check out "the world's first EXTREME hangover cure", whose marketing campaign's awesome dumbness is revolutionary: Twitter testimonials like "Been wasted 4 nites in a row thanks to @thehangovercure...", and claims that taking the stuff will make you feel like you're driving "the ultimate in automotive luxury: a 1991 Chrysler Lebaron convertible" while "wearing an elegant acid-washed jean jacket with a bunch of wolves air brushed on it". So maybe the stuff does work.