Un(o)derground Mario Kart 64 Tourney

Slip on your racing gloves, head downstairs, and channel your inner Yoshi for a shot at the Mario title while sipping on cheap beer ($9 pitchers/$3 20-ouncers); the winner snags a faux Tour de France yellow champions t-shirt and the uneasy feeling that they should've been better at more tangible life-oriented skills.