Once school starts back up again, Tricera will re-introduce its Friday & Saturday late-night menu, featuring delicious options like the loaded magma fries, the midnight breakfast sandwich, and a kale & cheese griller (if you want to splurge but also be healthy). But the shining star is the donut burger: two grilled Krispy Kreme donuts, 100% fern-fed Triceratops meat (aka grass-fed beef), American cheese, and blackberry-red wine reduction. Full disclosure: I added bacon to mine, because why not?
Though it's just been nixed from the menu just for the summer (probably to make sure we keep a wee bit of our figures), Robbie was kind enough to grill one up for me. Here's my thought process during the entire life-altering experience: