Reese is the Mad Wizard of peanut butter and chocolate, and if you’ve got a brain in that head, you love Reese and everything he’s created, which includes a robust line of nearly 100 candies, spreads, cookies, and cereals.
It may be a surprise to even the most ardent Cuphead that Reese's candy line extends well beyond 30 products, among them Pieces, bars, and cups of all sizes ranging from good to great. And when we realized how robust that line was, we did what any sane adults would: Hunkered down, ate them all, ranked them, then passed out.
There's a lot to consider when ranking these suckers, especially considering that many are extremely slight variations on the original cup. So the only way to do this is to get nitpicky. Like, real nitpicky. Which product provides the perfect bite? Which shape is more visually appealing? Which one hits you with the perfect peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio? And which ones play most strongly to one man's extreme bias?
Below, you'll find the answers to those questions and more. And check back seasonally: This chaos happened in October, the time of pumpkins and ghosts. When Trees, Hearts, and any new flavors surface, we'll be back in the trenches. For science.