Catch a parade together
Mardi Gras parades. Second line parades. St. Patrick’s Day parades. St. Joseph’s Day parades. Pride parades. More second line parades. Let’s face it: You’re going to be at a parade anyway. You might as well bring your crush. More people mean more hands for catching beads, after all.
Make it rain on some hot man meat
Beefy, floor-humping, thong-rocking men are the stuff of pure entertainment. Sure, it’s not exactly sexy, but it’s not not sexy. Check out the shows at Bourbon Boylesque at Oz or the Bourbon Bad Boys All Male Revue -- just don’t forget to tip. The right couple will consider this an amazing way to spend a night, but it's also probably not the best idea for a first date.
Ready, aim, fire at an indoor shooting range
Independent of the complicated politics around gun control, unloading a fully-automatic machine gun feels awesome. Besides, it's best to do these kinds of things in a controlled, safe environment. At the shooting range, you can learn a new skill, refine your technique, and see a different side of your date. Just have fun and stay safe.