The only other way to get this close to Drew Carey is to get to the Showcase Showdown on Price is Right.
Just please don't do anything stupid and get kicked off for drinking like two editors from a certain lifestyle site that is absolutely not us.
4. Eat a whole Mt. Fuji burger
They don't call Katsu Burger's monstrous creation the Mt. Fuji cause it looks good on film (but boy, does it ever).
5. Sit in the bleachers at Safeco Field
All respect to King Felix's Court, but the bleachers are the best (and cheapest) way to see the M's... as long as you remember to get a Seattle dog afterwards, obviously.