The St. Paddy's slow-down is inevitable, friends. You will reach a certain age where drinking your weight in green beer at the rowdiest Irish pub -- starting at 7am with green eggs and ham, naturally -- just loses its luster. It's not your fault. Time waits for no one. And neither do hangovers.
Luckily, there are still ways for you to celebrate Irish heritage (and St. Patrick, the color green... or whatever reason we actually celebrate St. Patrick's day?) on the 17th of March -- and in some cases, all month long. There's cheap stuff, green stuff, boozy stuff, shamrock stuff, beer stuff, and best of all free stuff, all at the end of the chain restaurant rainbow.