These sneakers will not only order you pizza -- they'll also pause your TV. Built into the tongue of one shoe is a button that connects via Bluetooth to your phone and orders a Pizza Hut deal for two two-topping, medium pizzas for $5.99. The other shoe will pause the game so you won't miss a dribble while you receive your pizza. These sneakers won't answer the door for you -- but maybe next year? According to Fortune, they'll work with receivers from Spectrum, DirecTV, Xfinity, Dish, and Fios.
You can pick between red and wheat, and it's hard to say which is wilder. If you're looking for pizza shoes that will accentuate your outfit, look elsewhere; these shoes are the outfit... the pizza outfit... just to be clear, "pizza" is going to be written on the side of your shoes in big letters.