As a child craving a pre-dinner cookie, you learned it was your lot in life to covet that which you couldn't have; now that you're older, that jar is filled with hot, steaming group sex. Finally get what you desire, with Divine Recreation.
A private service that matches swinging insiders with drooling sex-starved buffoons willing to host "gatherings", DR's founders leveraged 20 years of pleasure-party experience to collectively solve the problems of both weathered veterans (need an escape from nosy neighbors, cramped digs, etc) and quivering outsiders (need group sex). Fill out the exploratory questionnaire, and if you're up to snuff, the kinky maestros'll mine their deep Rolodex of freaky acquaintances to see if they can coordinate a party on your premises, based on details both obvious (location, square footage, bedrooms), and not so obvious -- looking at you, "# of Bathrooms". Beyond necessary yet mundane physical space deets, DR also digs into your twisted desires, querying the party favors you're capable of providing, from grub and drinks, to protection and lube, to BDSM apparel; there's also an open-ended field for describing the vibe you're looking for, because just providing a gag ball doesn't guarantee someone dressed as a bulldog will pee on you while using it.
If DR thinks they can swing a pervfest at your abode, they'll follow up personally to coordinate additional info, including your exact location, your guidelines for the party, and even your picture, which, given your obsession with cookies since childhood, is probably what's been keeping you from hot, steaming group sex in the first place.