Finally: genital grooming for gents
Making adjustments to little details can go a long way in improving your appearance, whether it's teeth-whitening strips, a custom-tailored shirt, or putting your biggest sock next to the littlest detail of all. Making you noticeably spiffier below the belt in a classier way, Downtown Looks.
A one-man operation from a Marietta native named Sincere Hawthorne who recently moved back to ATL after spending 20 years doing hair removal for Hollywood actors (Chris Tucker!), Downtown'll transform your lower mane into a meticulous masterpiece via precision shaving/sculpting using the latest-n-greatest professional tools, and specialized wash/conditioning treatment services using such quality products as Aussie -- at least try to resist the urge to make a "bushwacker" joke. Or don't. Send Sincere an email to setup your appointment and he'll show up at your home/office with what he needs for basic trims and styles, including high-end utensils like a custom-made Chinese badger-hair shave brush, and a one-of-a-kind straight edged razor with a French-style oblique point (hand-crafted in Germany), which he says he uses "as a paintbrush on your crotch canvas", leaving you with you with only one concern: how low he Van Goghs. For more visually stimulating looks, he'll shear a custom design, such as your initials, your sig-other's name, or company and sports logos (he's already got templates for Coca-Cola, Turner, and UGA), or take it a notch further with one of his newest creative specialties: bling-infused styles like the "Pubic Zirconia", and a gold flake wash & set known as "GoldenEye", which will link the two of you together via an eternal Bond.
Mention in your email that you heard about DL from Thrillist, and until Memorial Day, Sincere'll cut an additional 25% off the regular price of a styling, and will also throw in a miniature grooming kit (scissors, herbal oils, coloring agents to mask patches...); if you use it regularly it'll allow him to just give you a touch up next time, which'll perfectly frame and accentuate your little tube.