Grapple with the truth, and watch this video.

Three is considered a magic number, whether you're talking about the Trinity, or the manner in which celebrities tend to meet their maker. Now, witness three epic brawls in one night, with World Extreme Cagefighting's Saturday, April 24 extravaganza, live from Sacramento, CA. The event's headlined by ALDO vs FABER: Brazilian featherweight champion Jose Aldo's first title defense, against former world champion "The California Kid" Urijah Faber -- whose awe-inspiring ring-rage is said to stem entirely from people assuming he was named after the Charles Dickens villain Uriah Heep. Seriously, it's like, "Dude, quit calling me Uriah Heep, or I will end you!" Also on tap: lightweight champ Ben Henderson and Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone will stage a rematch of their 2009 Fight of the Year, and former featherweight champion Mike Brown battles judo king Manny Gamburyan, whose formal appellation, "Manvel", is perhaps the only name in the world that rhymes with his nickname, "Kajagoogoo". Just kidding, it's "Anvil".

Intrigued? Bueno, because the fight will be broadcast via pay-per-view on iN DEMAND, DIRECTV, DISH Network, TVN, BellTV, Shaw Communications and Viewer's Choice Canada. For now, catch the preview above, and try not to let the excitement overwhelm you -- you don't want to meet your maker 'til at least April 25.