Get free pizza and a haircut for telling someone you're broke

The unisex salon is offering 250 free haircuts on Monday Dec 14, and Dominos is pitching in pizza; to qualify you've gotta fill out an online application explaining why you deserve a gratis trim, whether it's because of dwindled savings, flood damage, a recently lost job, or, perhaps because you're beginning to suspect that rat-tails may no longer be in vogue.