Nothing makes a man feel better about spending his hard-earned dollar than being treated like a king, even it is King Hippo treatment, and they just keep punching you in your stomach as you repeatedly pull up your shorts. Get the royal table-dance service from classy, garment-less ladies starting tomorrow night at Bliss.
Looking to "bring back the golden era" of ATL gentleman's clubs, Bliss is an upscale lounge with full nude revues in the private VIP area, four wood floor/leather-couch-decked sky boxes, and three neon-lit, glass-tiled stages (one of which has a huge velvet-upholstered throne for bachelor parties), whose staff and beautifully exotic dancers're trained to provide regal customer service and "treat everyone as equals" -- wise, as no one knows which way the alligator eats for a less-than. Their 30 dancers include a goth girl, a Swiss damsel, mid-height brunettes ("knockout" Ryan and "voluptuous" Toni), and short blondes like the "fireball" Sheree, who'll be first to hit the stage tomorrow night, but the stage will totally take it, cause hey, she's hot. For private shows, you can reserve an hour in a skybox for $300 (reserve a three-hour block for $250 per hour & get a free bottle of Goose or Patron), or spend 60 minutes in one of six smaller VIP rooms for $100; stay on the main floor and you can even get one of the ladies to perform by the bar underneath a wall-mounted shower, because after all, that's hopefully everyone's daily turn-on.
They've got a full bar with standard beers, football on two giant projector screens every Monday, and're chucking a Halloween party that's free for anyone in costume. Soon they'll be taking over the entire building, adding a restaurant, a cigar lounge, and even a lingerie shop -- exactly what you'll need to hit if you want to establish yourself as a (Little) Mac.