No day produces more fantastic ideas than Thanksgiving, probably because nothing stimulates creativity quite like falling into REM sleep at 2:30pm. This year, indulge (responsibly, of course) in the best Turkey Day idea ever: Captain & Cola.
That's right, pilgrim: save yourself a holiday-beverage-idea brainstorm and just storm your brain (and mouth, and general throat area) with the classic combo you know and love, or don't know but will love, or know and like a lot but you just sort of want to explore and see where it goes. Here's why Captain & Cola's such a brilliant notion this Turkey Day:
- Cola accentuates the vanilla notes naturally produced during Captain's maturation process
- It's quick and easy, meaning you'll have more time to watch football, play football, or imitate an actual football by lying motionless in your closet
- Actually, quick means more freedom to do whatever you want, and isn't freedom what we're giving thanks for? That and modern methods of cranberry processing?
While the awesome simplicity of this all sinks in, check out the best ideas ever from other Captains just like yourself (well, paid actors representing people just like yourself) on their YouTube channel, assuming you're not already fast asleep, asking "you know what would be really cool?" in your dreams.
Do you like Captain and Cola? Do you like watching videos of Marisa Miller? If you answered "yes" to either, you are human, and should hit up Captain Morgan's Facebook page immediately
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