Hanky Panky Thongs

These thong-smiths'll slap up to six crystal characters on the waistband of their lace panties, cut in a body-flattering V shape that creates no "VPL" (visible panty line) when she's got clothes on; they come in five different styles (signature low rise, modal jersey mid-rise, and plus-size original...), and colors like Chai, Kelly Green, and Bliss Pink, perfect if her model of femininity was shaped by a certain British-accented Saved By The Bell teacher.