Customizing everyday things can make them more "you", whether they're monogrammed cufflinks or vanity license plates -- cause people tend to think it's Borat, but you're the one who always says SEXYTIME!!! Visually upgrading just about anything in your life, Jackglass
Headquartered in Chattanooga, Jackglass personalizes glasses/stainless steel barware/other things guys frequently use, by hand-etching or sandblasting them with personalized details and/or designs inspired by everything from sci-fi movies to James Bond, started by a guy named Scot who works in HR at a Tennessee manufacturing co, where apparently they don't produce extra "T"s. Everything's personalized when the order is made, from shot glasses, beer mugs, and highball/rocks glasses, to flasks and 22oz pilsners, to which you can add a name, monogram, or cataloged designs like a martini glass w/ "Shaken, Not Stirred" engraved at the rim, and Champagne flutes on which a curly mustache'll appear on your top lip as you drink, and attempt to hilariously distract from the fact you're drinking from a Champagne flute. There's also nerd-out stuff like the USS Enterprise or the Vulcan hand salute, Autobot/Decepticon logos, and Star Wars designs like Boba Fett's Mandalorian skull symbol; non-engrave-able items (cell phones, laptops, cars) can also be personalized with any of their designs via re-usable, outdoor-ready vinyl decals with sticky backs, as the sexy-back numbers had already sold out (back in the late 90s, when they dropped Magoo)
For custom jobs, send Scot an email with a jpeg or gif of your desired image; he can also slap stuff on Zippo lighters, a party set (six highball glasses, one ice tub), and a picnic kit with an embroidered carry bag, steel vacuum bottle, spoons, cotton napkins, and a cheese knife, which can double as an implement for unscrewing your license plate, when people've had enough SEXYTIME, and just need MORCWBLL!!!