PetPloyee

Make your furry friend earn its keep with this just-launched web service, which lets you apply for available jobs on behalf of your pets (online modeling, promoting PetPloyee while walking your dog), as well as post resumes for them, and see which jobs they're most qualified for (Daschunds are great for hunting; German Shepherds for K-9 units). You can also search for local animal adoption services, in case Scraps just couldn't drop those lbs before the big shoot.