Seattle. You've heard it's wet, you dig its coffee, and you're starting to re-like its early-90s music after recently getting over being mortally sick of it. But Seattle's not all dazzlingly grey weather and sensible flannel, because now it's also Thrillist.
That's right, Jerry Cantrell: Thrillist Seattle is coming, to inform Seattleites about their city's newest, best, and deepest-fried, and to let them know they're out of toilet paper.
Sign yourself up, and invite everyone you know, then savor the meaty satisfaction of knowing they owe you their lives, and will probably gain 30lbs because of your awesome generosity.