The Smoker's Retreat

By Thrillist

Published on 1/27/2010 at 4:00 AM

The gents' club's granting you free entry (and parking) to enjoy a gratis buffet and slashed-price Dewar's libations until 8pm, as local cigar-smith Mike Bennett hands out stogies and Onyx's ladies mete out $5 table dances until 6, letting you respect the timeless ritual of "puff-puff-ass".