Smoothing On Up
Courage. Honor. Integrity. Nice traits if you're hoping your life story will be turned into an inspirational movie, but completely unhelpful with the important stuff, like short-term relationships with women, and long-term relationships with bartenders. The trait that can help: smoothness, best practiced in conjunction with notoriously smooth Jose Cuervo Silver.
Of course, it's important that no one know that you put any effort whatsoever into maintaining your lifestyle. As far as they're concerned, your golden existence is due to a combination of being blessed from above, and a taste in tequila so refined, it's an inspiration to us all.
Please Enjoy Our Smooth Taste Responsibly JOSE CUERVO ESPECIAL Tequila. 40% Alc/Vol. ©2009 Imported and bottled by Heublein, Norwalk, CT under license from the trademark owner.