Sugar-Coated Radical

Because people will disregard your total gift-buying negligence if you show up with food, hit the brand-new Radical (complete with rugged wood countertops from a construction site, and bare, hanging lightbulbs) to score chocolate cowboy hats for Dad, pineapple/basil pate au fruit for Mom, ankylosaurs for people cool enough to know what they are, and for your lady, white chocolate rum ganaches made with Ragged Mountain, which is exactly how you'd feel too, if you had to play "Mississippi Queen" every single night for 41 consecutive years.