Don't let your depression over the Falcon-killers' stupefying win streak keep you from maximal Sunday gorging. Use these stupid-simple recipes from Rathbun's and the Souper Jenny lady -- plus an easy-mix drink from Morton's -- and keep your winning streak of stupefication alive.
Hand-Cut French Fries w/ Blue Cheese Fondue This simple russet potato side will make your crib Raymond James festive, though excess blue cheese might leave your guests Edgerrin James plugged-up. Check out the recipe
Souper Jenny's "My Dad's Turkey Chili" Feeds eight, goes great with crackers, hot dogs, and fries, and will make your father hilariously bitter that you didn't use "Your Dad's Turkey Chili". Click for chili
Steel City-Tini The "tini" in this iced tea cocktail might seem a little dainty, until the blended Scotch whisky knocks you on your be-Hines. Steel yourself the ingredients
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