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Your Furry Valentine

Drop her beloved (and perpetually c-blocking) pooch off at Greendog this weekend to save 25% and net a complimentary box of V-Day cupcakes from Lovely Bakery. When you pick up the pup, he/she'll be wrapped in a big red bow after being squeaky cleaned courtesy of a "Greenwash", which will remind you of the much-hated childhood laundry game, Redwash Greenwash 1 2 3.