Atlantic City is great for things like bootlegging (at least until season two when Jimmy takes a hit out on you, obviously)... and for finding places to party or get a great meal, but what if you want to do those last two things at the same time?

Sure, Vegas has a lot of things Atlantic City can't compete with: a really big ferris wheel, a bunch of vintage neon signs, a functioning economy.

We've already told you about the best restaurants in Atlantic City, but what happens if you can't get a table at Chef Vola's?

We've already told you about AC's best off-the-boardwalk eat spots, and the best beaches outside Atlantic City, so why the heck would you want to spend time on the world's oldest, longest, and probably busiest boardwalk?

After an evening spent at one (or more, probably) of Atlantic City's best bars, there's one thing you definitely need: a trip to one of AC's best strip clubs, obviously.

We've already told you about the best restaurants in Atlantic City -- heck, you've probably been to all of 'em by now (except Chef Vola's, obviously... that place is impossible to get into!) -- but a list like that doesn't really help if you've spent most of the night at some of AC's best bars... or gentlemen's establishments.

We've already told you about the most essential restaurants in Atlantic City, but if you came to America's Favorite Playground to play at the casinos, or if you just like having a drink, you're probably going to need a list of AC's 12 most essential bars.

Sure, Atlantic City has beaches and stunning views from rooftop pools, but the best way to enjoy AC's natural and... um, unnatural beauty is in the area's finer gentlemen's establishments, which we've tirelessly scoured so you'll know which ones are full nude, which ones have liquor (sadly, you can't have both), and which ones give you the most bang for your buck.

Atlantic City has some pretty great restaurants (at least 13 of 'em!), but you'll probably never go to any of them.

One of the most exciting things about Atlantic City is that if Steve Buscemi can be a total badass and get laid all the time here, then there's definitely a chance for you, provided you bring your girl to a nice restaurant and take her back to one of AC's seven most luxurious high roller suites, where you can take in panoramic views, bathe in the middle of your bedroom, and maybe even get Nucky... err, lucky.