A Chance To Eat Elite-ly

Tony Boloney's is hosting its first Pizza Slaughterfest, where for $50 you'll pack in with amateur and professional eaters like Wing Bowl champ Jon "Super Squibb" for a chance to win the champion's belt and crown along with a t-shirt and plenty of prizes from AC businesses, just for downing slices from 30 different pies, including the Casino Carnivore (10 layers of meat covered by mozzerella) and the Guinness BBQ sauced Sh#tfaced Chicken, who only thinks he's dancing better than his cousin Funky

Thrillist has a spot reserved for one of you, free of charge. Shoot us a paragraph explaining how you'd slaughter the comp for a chance.