Baconator vs. The Thingamabots

Hoping to break the Guinness record for costumed robot dancers (429!), B vs T is inviting all comers to fully participate in this freak-out somehow themed after bacon, international frying pan politics, Russian robots, and time-travel. Beyond the joy of record-setting, there'll be free Bacardi mojitos and Deep Eddy vodka, plenty of tin foil and cardboard for costumes, and, if the DJs are worth a damn, innumerable spins of Will Smith's undeniable I, Robot hit, "Humans Just Don't Understand".