Bad to the Bone Chef Smackdown

This showdown -- between the exec chefs of Parkside & Dallas' Stoneleigh Hotel, and the star of TLC's BBQ Pitmasters -- features a live video feed of the prep, audience sampling of the finished goods, and text voting on the winner, plus DJ'd tunes by el John Selector, and, from seven-piece Latin band Charanga Cakewalk, live salsa that'll have you double-dipping your hips, to predictable cries of disgust.