It's ludicrous for a hunter to outfit himself with the most sophisticated weaponry and high-tech gear, only to roll up to the killing fields in a sedan (unless it's that sedan from that commercial, and he's trying to lure out more animals). Get a vehicle worthy of your place in the ecosystem, from Critter Gitters. Based in League City, Gitters is an extreme hunting mod-shop boasting "If you can dream it, we can build it", and out to push the limits of off-road capability, hunting efficiency, and absurd comfort for a client base that ranges from South TX ranchers to the King of Dubai, even though he should probably be hunting tenants for all those office towers. Past fearsome conversions include: 1999 Ford F-350 Dually Scissor Lift Gitters equipped this truck with a camo-wrapped second-level hunting blind from which you can actually steer the vehicle, as well as a scissor-lift that raises half of the shooting platform to heights of over 20 feet, so you can look into that Ent's eyes before you blast it. 2005 Jeep Wrangler TJ A 4' suspension lift, Rockclimber wheels, and custom rock sliders make this an un-killable off-road monster; also added are custom 2-gun scabbards, a high shooting post, and two front-fender quail-hunting seats (your Duck-Hunting seats being your couch). Critter Gitter 4 Built from the ground up and looking like a cross between a tank and a pontoon, the CG4 was outfitted with practical-gearheadery like a 4-link coil-over suspension and 48-inch tires, dream accessories like a hydraulic game rack, night vision cameras, and a retractable canopy, and luxur-idiculousness like baby alligator upholstery and a margarita machine (despite the giant tires, they don't encourage you to drive on the rocks). If aqua-beasts are more your style, they'll also outfit boats with flounder-specific rigs and bow-fishing platforms -- because given your place in the ecosystem, it's ludicrous to wait for the fish to come to you.