Austin's Drew Brees might be the greatest shorter-back of all time, but his endless food allergies mean he's terrible at game-time snack recipes. That's why we pulled in a trio of hometown culinary QBs to provide foolproof food & booze ideas -- stuff so easy to make, it'll be almost impossible to Carrie Under-cook.
Bacon Chipotle Popcorn
From Shawn Cirkiel, Parkside
Featuring America's favorite cured breakfast meat, this crowd-pleaser will make everyone want T.O. hug you. Getcha popcorn ready!
You don't have to be T.O. to make this -- you could just be Joe Horn! Get instructions here.
Sedona Cheese Bread
From Dan Parrot, Oldschool BBQ & Grill
This tasty, bleu cheese & mandarin flavored loaf comes courtesy of a guy who owns a school bus with a smoker built into it. Does that make him an an authority on gut-busting bread? You Bettis your ass it does.
Remember the band Bread? This is much, much better.
Clarico Argentinian Wine Mixer
From Danny Parrot, Shakespeare's Pub
The Peyton to Dan Parrot's Archie, Danny's vodka-tastic wine cooler recipe packs an Argentinean influence that might cause you to ditch your XLIV bash to undergo plastic surgery and join a polo team.
This concoction'll get you and your crew feeling mighty Buenos