WMD Productions' Belly Dancing Lessons

From the importers at Arabic Bazaar, the misleadingly acronym'd WMD (World Music & Dance) gives instruction in the ancient sultricities of belly dancing with weekly classes taught by an instructor with 17 years of midriff-undulating experience, who preaches not only the beauty/joy aspects, but also health benefits like realignment of the spine and hips, thus creating a whole new alt-medical professional known as the "gyro-practor".