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Valentine's Day haunted house

Especially for V-Day weekend, HoT's daring couples to survive their mammoth terror-torium with only a glow-stick to navigate the total darkness; there are no paths, guides, or time limits, so the night-vision equipped monsters will molest you and your biscuit for as long it takes to find the exit as the throbbing stereo system blasts indie, 80s, and romantic anthems, because ghouls just want to have fun.