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Eat
Apr 1, 2013

Thrillist's first horse editor shares his favorite spots to dine and drink in SF

Straw203 Octavia Blvd, Hayes ValleyProbably the best carnival-themed eatery in SF, naaaay (excuse me), the world, this place does crazy eats like Jenga-stacked French toast, has an actual tilt-a-whirl booth you can sit in, and's run by a crew that used to run concessions at Outside Lands (side note: I saw Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes there a few years back when I was moonlighting as a mounted police bottom.

Eat
Apr 1, 2013

Where to find Chi's hottest equine action

Because horses are always coming up to us being all, "Neeeeeigh", which translates to, "How come you guys don't have more recommendations on places for horses to go have a good time?", we saddled our new horse editor with the task of picking Chicago's top spots for a horse to hang

Drink
Apr 1, 2013

The best equine action in the city

Whether you're a stud working on the set of the new live-action My Little Pony movie, or just your average workhorse taking little bratty humans around Griffith Park, you likely need a place to go after work where you can let down your mane, buck off your saddle, and get someone to feed you sugar cubes.

Drink
Apr 1, 2013

Gallop Poll: Galloping Still Preferred to Cantering, Trotting

A recent opinion poll proved once again that most horses would rather gallop than canter, trot, or walk, if physical ailments and other limitations are removed from the equation.

Eat
Apr 1, 2013

Thrillist's first horse editor shares his favorite spots to dine and drink in NYC

5 Burro Cafe72-05 Austin St, Forest HillsTo be perfectly honest, most of the horses I hang out with HATE burros, mainly due to their negative image as literal workhorses, but hey, we’re all genus Equus, right?!

Drink
Apr 1, 2013

Time to put the straw debate to bed... on straw!

The results of our unofficial straw poll are in, and the data is staggering, or at least would be, if evolution hadn't designed our muscular hindquarters to prevent staggering:

Own
Mar 29, 2013

Red Wing Heritage + Blacksmith Collab 877 Horseshoe

Are you tired of silly fillies whinnying behind your back, because your old-ass horseshoes don't even protect the palmar surface of your hooves?

Sex + Dating
Mar 12, 2013

Score a mare online and feel the need to breed

Ahhh, the dating scene: you find a female who seems nice and acts like she's into you, but then when it's time to breed, you nicker, nip, and nudge her, and by the time you sniff her urine to check for estrous levels and ovulation, she's lost interest, and is barely even holding her tail to the side to present.