C.A. Pinkham is a former server who somehow fell ass-backwards into this whole getting paid to make words good thing. He will blog for and about food.
How to Be Your Server's Favorite Customer
Published: May 2, 2018 at 12:04am EST
Follow these simple rules, and you'll soon be among your server's favorite customers.
When Is It OK to Stiff a Restaurant Server?
Published: April 26, 2018 at 12:09am EST
Here are some common (and not as common) scenarios and whether you should or should not tip.
The 10 Inalienable Rights of Every Restaurant Customer
Published: March 27, 2018 at 12:04am EST
Restaurant customers can often be the lowest of the low. But there are certain things every customer should be able to expect out…
The 7 Restaurant Customers You Meet In Hell
Published: January 12, 2018 at 4:04pm EST
Who are the most absolutely atrocious customer archetypes you’d ever encounter in a restaurant setting? Read on and find out.
Major Holidays, Ranked by How Much They Suck for Restaurant Servers
Published: December 22, 2017 at 4:00pm EST
Here are the major holidays, ranked by servers from least bad to the baddest bad that ever badded.
Legitimate Reasons to Get Mad at Your Restaurant Server
Published: December 11, 2017 at 4:51am EST
Restaurant customers often get irrationally angry at servers. But sometimes the anger is warranted. These are those times.
2017’s TV Dads Ranked by Their Parenting Skills
Published: December 1, 2017 at 11:10am EST
Boring is better: entertaining characters tend to make terrible fathers
7 Things You Believe About Restaurant Servers That Are Totally Wrong
Published: November 17, 2017 at 12:01am EST
The seven commonly held perceptions about servers that you likely have completely wrong.
Telltale Signs You're A Terrible Restaurant Customer
Published: November 2, 2017 at 12:01am EST
These are the red flags restaurant customers throw out that immediately identify them as horrible people.
The Things That Really Annoy Your Server Probably Aren't What You Expect
Published: September 1, 2017 at 12:59pm EST
Servers have a long, long list of pet peeves from customers. Many of these pet…
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