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C.A. Pinkham
C.A. Pinkham is a former server who somehow fell ass-backwards into this whole getting paid to make words good thing. He will blog for and about food.
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True Tales of the Cheapest Restaurant Customers Ever

At the risk of surprising absolutely nobody, sometimes restaurant customers are just phenomenal cheapskates.

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Legit Reasons to Ask to Speak to a Restaurant Manager

"I'd like to speak to a manager."

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11 Horrible Jokes Restaurant Servers Have Heard a Million Times

While every restaurant worker's experience is different, there are some commonalities all servers share.

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The Most Ridiculous Things Servers Have Overheard in Restaurants

A restaurant server's job involves more than simply bringing food to a table and clearing plates.

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34 Things You Should Never, Ever Say to a Restaurant Server

Servers hear a lot of the same stuff from customers over and over and over.

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How to Be Your Server's Favorite Customer

Despite what some (probably terrible) people think, servers do a lot more than bring food and bills.

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When Is It OK to Stiff a Restaurant Server?

“Is it ever OK not to tip your server?”

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The 10 Inalienable Rights of Every Restaurant Customer

Restaurant customers can often be the lowest of the low -- this is undeniably true.

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The 7 Restaurant Customers You Meet In Hell

There are a lot of terrible restaurant customers out there, and they can be terrible in a lot of different ways.

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Major Holidays, Ranked by How Much They Suck for Restaurant Servers

With a few notable exceptions, working a holiday at a restaurant is genuinely atrocious.

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Legitimate Reasons to Get Mad at Your Restaurant Server

We talk a lot about terrible restaurant customers, and with good reason: restaurant customers can be awful and horrible, and often lose their tempers for no reason at all.

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