Queso is not new.

You’re basking in sunlight.

The potato skin is a mainstay in America's game-day food canon for a reason.

The Reuben is the single greatest sandwich of all time.

Buffalo wings have no flaws.

Like all great recipes, this was inspired by Danny DeVito.

As the only Jewish kid in my fourth-grade class, I was tasked with giving a Hanukkah presentation so all the non-Jew kids could learn about Jew things.

In 1620, decorated military strategist Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch piloted his cartoon ship full of refugees across the Atlantic in search of a new life.

As an American, you are given one day out of an entire year to stuff your face with totally nonsensical, absolutely delicious shit.

Can’t drink in class, can’t drink in Pauley Pavilion, can’t drink in the handicapped stalls of the library bathroom -- sometimes, it feels like the whole world is against you drinking at school.