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It’s officially grilling and picnic season, and while everyone else will be serving up the same over-seared burger patties with the same soggy lettuce and the same mushy tomatoes, we’re here to make sure you don’t fail your next round of cookout guests.

If you’ve ever dreamt of leaving all “this” behind to sail off into the sunset as either Styx or your personal favorite yacht rock bands plays in the background, well… you’d better hope whoever constructs your vessel is a little more grounded in reality, because building a boat from scratch is a methodical, painstaking process.

Editorial Assistant’s Note: Hey. I wasn’t supposed to write this, but my boss decided to blow off work and take a Summer Friday… in Bermuda.