1) Sleeping with the prostitutes.

Burrito giant Chipotle just sent shockwaves through the fast-casual landscape with the announcement that, as of June of this year, they would no longer be selling... wait for it... FREAKING BURRITOS.

Kale is hot.

History is littered with classic combos.

There are certain foods you eat on 4/20, and then there are certain other foods you simply forget to eat on 4/20, because you also forget to leave your house and do things, like purchase and subsequently consume food.

There are at least infinity beers in this country of ours, and someone likes every single one of them.