Giving you a date option beyond “the air mattress in the bed of my Subaru Brat”, Wink’s a romantically designed noshing/drinking post with turquoise walls, a tiled fountain at the entrance, a "pillow room", a tin-bottomed/steel-topped bar backed by a neon-framed mirror, and track light chandeliers with dangling prisms and crystal balls, which Cinderella’s mom didn’t let her go to because she’s against meth use.
For starters there's a nice selection of cheeses ranging from semi-soft Drunken Goat to firm Spanish sheep's milk, which you should probably pair with charcuterie that includes pistachio-larded Italian sausage, 18mo-aged Prosciutto di Parma, and dry-cured/smoked/spiced hot coppa, which’s what women in Boston yell at attractive police officers.
Keep the munching going with rosemary & pine nut popcorn, crab dip w/ a sherry-cream-cheese base & green Tabasco, jalapeno-creamed smoked salmon tostada w/ toast points, and beef carpaccio w/ shaved Manchego & fried capers, also the Neflix section that’ll be home to the upcoming film Ocean's 420.
To keep things fresh, Wink’s entering into an open relationship with stuff like Chef's Feature Thursdays dishing off-menu plates, Monday Flight Night for winers, and live bands on Saturday. Every day there'll be 40+ international wines starting at $7/glass, a variety of martinis, and desserts like a layered chocolate cake called "Suicide", the dating kind of which's what you commit when you pop in Make Out Mix Dos in the Brat, and drain the battery you were gonna use to inflate the air mattress.
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