Naming your club after a trendy city can only take you so far, and ever since Eden Prairie, MN won CNN's "Best Places to Live" poll, sh*t's just getting out of hand anyway. Ditching ties to South Beach: Glow Nightclub.
Completely reconfigured after years of operating as the 18+ Club Miami, Glow's a 21+ new groover with a YouTube cat-worthy laser show, private booths flanking the stage and outlining the dance floor, and a glossy, wave-shaped bar embedded with glitter, so expect to get Carey-ed out if you hit it too hard. The beverage setup includes bottle service from Hennessy to Belvedere, Ciroc Coconut, Remy, and Patron; plus they'll have Champagne (expect Veuve Clicquot, Moet Rose, etc.) via bottle or flute, and imported wines from Moscato, to a Pinotage from South Africa's Barista, clearly inspired by a world cup of coffee. The late-night kitchen slings sliders stacked with chicken, ground beef, or smoked pot roast, as well as spicy wings, fried or grilled tilapia, and white shrimp, and here you thought Frankie Muniz had left Malcolm in the Middle to go drive race cars.
So you don't go into the weekend blind, they're marking down Fridays for "Evolution" Latin/international night, while Saturdays will rotate hip-hop DJs like mixtape master Holiday, which reminds you, you've still got to book those two tickets to