Because Suite 7399 doesn't turn into a cocktail-fueled, moon-bathing, pool-hopping rooftop cabana dance-party-'til-dawn on weekends, instead check into Suite 7400: a cocktail-fueled, moon-bathing, pool-hopping rooftop cabana dance-party-'til-dawn on weekends, opening tomorrow night at Caesars
Located seven stories up Julius' beachfront ocean tower, 7400 features two stories' worth of penthouse decks, a pool, a hot tub time machine... wait, no... a regular time machine (there we go), bottle service cabanas, and a 600-capacity bar with 12 beers (Abita Purple Haze, Sly Fox 113 IPA, Brooklyn Seasonal...), nine 151-splashed signature cocktails, and 10 more name-your-flavor Cruzan rum mojitos with addable strawberries, mango, or Champagne. Also awesome: there'll be a rotating roster of nightly DJs who'll
hang out with Kimmy Gibbler spin 'til 3a, plus video DJs who'll duh, also hang out with Kimmy Gibbler somehow have full control of the massive vid screens across the boardwalk on Caesars' Pier Shops
Oh, and before you try waltzing into this place wearing just a Speedo, you should know you're gonna need your fanciest plaid button-up, a pair of pants, AND your Speedo -- what, did you think this place was Suite 7399 or something?