Avoid the chaos that is DTX every single day at the holidays by hiding out in the subterranean haven of comfort food and cocktails, where you'll enjoy mac & cheese topped with buttered breadcrumbs, Southern-style meatloaf and mashed potatoes, and steak tips that're soaked in a Long Island marinade, which generally consists of steroids, forced accents, and telling anyone who'll listen that Bob Costas went to the high school just six towns over.